I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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