I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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