Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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