Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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