My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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