Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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