Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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