Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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