yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My dick has a subreddit
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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