I can tuck mytits in my pants
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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