Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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