I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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