what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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