I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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