The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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