Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
In the future we'll all be gay
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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