It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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