Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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