Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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