Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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