I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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