Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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