Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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