My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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