In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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