Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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