How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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