I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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