This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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