so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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