That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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