Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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