Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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