So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
try to milk me bitch
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