This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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