Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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