This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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