Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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