walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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