Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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