R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I am available for nakedness
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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