Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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