drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
