I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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