i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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