I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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