I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We had to coat check the pizza.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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