All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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