i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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