I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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