I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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