I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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