Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
you never un-have a 4some
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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